A Tatttoo for Joe Farmer

I was reading through the blogosphere and read a post by Joe Farmer. Joe is contemplating getting a tattoo (see above examples)…well; I thought I might take this opportunity to share my two cents as to what kind of tattoo would be best for my fellow blogger.

Joe,

The two ideas you have shared are…well…they’re ok…if you want to be average and mediocre. But in all fairness, the whole tattoos with religious meaning...blah blah blah...has been done. If you want to go with something really cool...I'd suggest the following 3 choices:
3. Barbwire...yep…it looks cool and would be kind of original.
2. A tattoo on your arm that said: “Tattoo”...subtle, I know...but effective and consistent.
1. A tattoo on your arm that is the exact color of your skin. Sure most people won't see it, but you will have gone through excruciating pain to get it and will know its there. Then you can look at other people who have so vainly put select tattoos in various other colors and designs so that other people can see them...show boats and glory boys ...you'll know that they’re just a bunch of sellouts. In the end, the only time people might see your tattoo is if you get a dark tan or a really bad sunburn. But the rest of the time, only you and the Holy Spirit will know its there…and isn’t that the point anyway?

Hope this helps.

Lee

Unanimous

Some folks say that the Nazarene Church isn’t speaking to young people anymore. The increasing growth of “non-denominational” churches and the emerging church movement have cause some to question whether the Nazarene denomination is relevant and engaging those individuals below the age of fifty. Well, I think the following link will put those crazy notions to rest…

The new face of Nazarene Higher Education

I was crying when I watched this...

I also showed it to Ryan and he laughed so hard that coffee went up his nose. It was funny...but kind of gross. Enjoy!

Foiled again...

Well, I guess this was the first time I’ve been “foiled”, but just thought this was funny and wanted to share the love. I will post the top 5 things I liked about this prank:

Things I liked about this prank:

5: Each individual pen and pencil on my desk was individually wrapped.

4: The 50 gold fish that are now swimming in tiny water glasses in my office are starting to feel like family.

3: I’ve been able to chat with every person that has walked into our office today, because they have all been drawn to the futuristic glow of my office.

2: The Indian statue in my office looks like a big chocolate piece of candy.

1: An art professor brought his class to the office and spent a few minutes observing and discussed what it meant to each student, and then debated whether or not it was art.

Ah….good times.